Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy Organic Cotton Apron

Save a horse, ride a cowboy, smoke the brisket.

The Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring bold lettering and cowboy boot graphic. It turns the Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) comes from Big & Rich's 2004 country hit, but queer culture has never needed much encouragement to improve cowboy innuendo. Western masculinity was already suspiciously homoerotic. The apron simply adds brisket.

Western cooking, queer edition: beans on the stove, boots by the door and one cowboy checking the meat far too often.

This is for queer kitchens, gay barbecues, Pride weekends, dinner parties and the friend who somehow owns six cocktail shakers but only one frying pan.

Think of it as a gay cowboy apron with an actual point of view. It also works beautifully as a queer Western cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone whose kitchen could use more gay barbecue apron energy.

The substantial 100% organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.

Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific gay cowboy apron or queer Western cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Apron on, closet off, grill hot.