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A vibrator print at the beach? Yes, we are bringing that energy into daylight.
The bright grid of colour looks cheerful from a distance; get closer and the vibrator motif makes the joke deliciously clear. This towel is for somebody who would rather flirt with the absurdity of a beach accessory than pretend every poolside purchase must be tasteful. It brings sex-positive humour to a setting that rarely needs more restraint.
Lay it out as your place to land between swims, or let a friend discover the pattern when they come over to borrow sunscreen. The fun is in the contrast: a familiar beach towel doing its ordinary job with artwork that knows exactly how to make a grown-up grin. You choose how much of the joke to explain.
A pattern this cheeky makes a good test of who is paying attention. From across the pool it is an upbeat grid of colour; beside it the toy motif reveals itself. That moment of discovery is half the appeal. Take the joke into a sunny public space or reserve it for friends who will absolutely appreciate it.
This is a good gift for a person with a filthy laugh and no patience for bland summer gear. It also works perfectly well as a private joke in your own bathroom. However you use it, the design brings pleasure into the everyday without pretending a towel has to behave.
Product details
Sizing note
The towel measures 30 × 60 in (approximately 76.2 × 152.4 cm), with room to stretch out or wrap up after a swim.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| Beach towel | 30 | 60 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Beach towel | 76.2 | 152.4 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
