Trust Me...i Am A Queen! Unisex Sweatshirt

Trust Me...i Am A Queen! assembles a pop-art court of dog faces and somehow makes canine bureaucracy look like a legitimate monarchy.

The dogs are the reason this design deserves its own copy. Repeated pop-art portraits turn the chest into a tiny royal cabinet — advisers, ladies-in-waiting, security detail and at least one deeply unqualified minister — while the slogan insists the human wearing them is the queen. It is ridiculous, graphic and wonderfully self-appointed. The visual has more in common with Warhol-style repetition and camp pet obsession than with standard crown-and-diva merch.

This Queen sweatshirt belongs with dog people, drag fans and anyone whose household already behaves like a small constitutional crisis around feeding time. Wear it with saturated trousers, a bright coat or simple black denim and let the canine royal court stay busy. A premium camp queer crewneck for somebody whose authority is backed by several extremely photogenic witnesses.

Trust Me...i Am A Queen! Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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