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Sorry girls, I am gay. The rainbow has already signed the notice.
Over rainbow stripes, the bold line turns a familiar coming out joke into a cheerful public announcement. It imagines a crowd of disappointed admirers with great comic confidence. The point is not that women actually need an apology; it is the wearer enjoying an exaggerated little announcement on a casual crewneck.
Wear it to a party, on a date with a sense of humor, or among friends who know exactly how theatrical you can be. It can be a visible signal when you want one, but no clothing ever obliges you to explain yourself to strangers. Your safety and comfort set the terms.
The striped panel gives the words a bright stage on light or dark garment colors. Pair it with simple jeans to let the joke lead, or use it as one colorful note in a much louder outfit. It is direct enough to register before somebody comes over to read the fine print.
The imaginary apology has comic bravado, especially when the rainbow stripes make the context unmistakable. It might prompt a friend to roll their eyes and laugh, which is an excellent result. The joke is yours to deploy when the setting feels right; you never owe strangers a formal announcement.
Product details
Sizing note
This is a classic-fit unisex sweatshirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and sleeve from the center back. Compare these garment measurements with a sweatshirt you own; choose a larger size for a roomier fit. Allow approximately 0.5 to 1 in tolerance on length and width.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 27 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 22 in | 28 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 24 in | 29 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 26 in | 30 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 31 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 68.6 cm | 85.1 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 71.1 cm | 87.6 cm |
| L | 61 cm | 73.7 cm | 90.2 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 76.2 cm | 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71.1 cm | 78.7 cm | 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 81.3 cm | 97.8 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm | 100.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm | 102.9 cm |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
