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I'm In This For The Money puts brutal workplace honesty in suspiciously sweet lettering.
The design refuses every inspirational speech about passion, purpose and loving what you do, replacing it with the refreshingly practical reminder that rent does not accept personal fulfilment. The contrast is the joke: cute script, ruthless motivation, zero LinkedIn prose. It is especially good on a hoodie because comfort is the one employee benefit we can guarantee.
This sarcastic work hoodie is for freelancers, retail survivors, corporate queers and anyone who has ever smiled through a meeting while checking the clock. Wear it on casual Friday, work-from-home days or the commute you are spiritually billing by the minute. A cosy office gift for somebody who remains excellent and paid.
I'm In This For The Money Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |


