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Homosexual Tendencies sounds like a dusty diagnosis and wears much better as a joke.
The phrase reclaims the chilly clinical language once used to pathologise queer desire, turning something that might have appeared in an old medical file into dry, deadpan Pride. The humour comes from how absurdly official it sounds compared with the very ordinary reality of being gay. The tendencies are persistent, well documented and apparently deserving of a warm hoodie.
This reclaimed gay slogan hoodie is for queer history nerds, deadpan gays, vintage-clinical aesthetics and anybody who enjoys turning outdated prejudice into clothing. Wear it to Pride, campus, the office or family lunch if you enjoy making somebody read the wording twice. Cosy, clever and medically unnecessary, with just enough old-file energy to make the joke land harder.
Homosexual Tendencies Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |


