Eat Me Out Unisex Sweatshirt

Eat Me Out puts the noodle bowl right above the double entendre and gives innocence exactly three seconds to survive.

The food illustration is what makes the slogan properly funny. From a distance it reads like quirky noodle merch; up close the phrase turns dinner into a very sapphic proposition. That delayed punchline gives the sweatshirt much more personality than explicit text alone, and the kitchen setting is delightfully wrong enough to make the whole thing feel like queer adult humour with a visual alibi.

This cheeky sapphic sweatshirt is made for lesbians, bi women, queer foodies, date nights and anyone whose sense of humour gets less employable after dinner. Wear it with jeans or over a skirt and let the noodle bowl handle plausible deniability. A filthy-funny LGBTQ+ crewneck for somebody who likes takeout and understands the second menu.

Eat Me Out Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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