Don't Be Distracted By Emotions 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Shirt

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      Don’t Be Distracted By Emotions is what you wear when the feelings are clearly present but you have decided they can wait until after the outfit, the deadline and possibly next Thursday.

      The joke is pure queer emotional avoidance dressed in hot pink. Nobody with a functioning nervous system actually believes feelings are a waste of time, which is exactly why the line works. It is the performance of being far too fabulous, busy or administratively efficient to process whatever just happened. Breakup? Interesting. Existential crisis? Put it in the calendar. Somebody wants to “talk”?

      Unfortunately the emotional department is currently closed. The shirt is funniest on the person who is very obviously feeling everything while announcing that feelings will not be taking questions at this time. Repression has never looked this organised, efficient or pink.

      Don't Be Distracted By Emotions works best as part of a life, not as a piece of commentary about one. It is right at home at Pride, brunch, Drag Race nights, work-from-home days, dates you are pretending not to care about or the office where somebody keeps saying “circle back.” The dark raglan versions make the pink text feel wonderfully severe.

      Eventually, yes, process your emotions. Journal. Talk to somebody. Feel the thing. But for the next hour? We have eyeliner to fix and absolutely no capacity.

       


       

      Product details

      • Classic 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt with contrast baseball-style sleeves.
      • 100% ringspun cotton; Heather Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester and Heather Denim is 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
      • Soft, lightweight fabric for comfortable everyday wear.
      • Ribbed neckband.
      • Unisex fit.
      • Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

       

      Sizing note

      These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.

      Imperial

      Size Width (in) Length (in)
      XS 15½ 28
      S 17½ 29
      M 19½ 30
      L 21½ 31
      XL 23½ 32
      2XL 25½ 33

       

      Metric

      Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
      XS 39.4 71.1
      S 44.5 73.7
      M 49.5 76.2
      L 54.6 78.7
      XL 59.7 81.3
      2XL 64.8 83.8

      Shipping

      This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.

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