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Bisexual and still not into you. The melting popsicle makes the rejection sweeter.
The light blue design pairs a pointed line with a rainbow-coloured frozen treat, so the joke lands before it turns mean. It pushes back at the exhausting idea that bisexuality means attraction to everybody. A living-room pillow is a funny place to set that boundary, which is exactly why this one works.
Bi people do not have to prove their identity through their dating history, current partner, or interest in the person asking. This design says the last part with a grin. It is a little piece of in-group humour for somebody tired of repeating the same explanation, or for a friend who deserves a better comeback.
The popsicle gives the text a playful summer mood that keeps it from reading like an argument. Try it on a sofa with other bright objects, where guests can notice it at their own pace. Those who understand will laugh; anyone who needs the lesson can receive it without the owner having to start a seminar.
Keep it for a room that feels like yours, or gift it to the bisexual friend whose wit always arrives right on time. The pillow does the familiar homeware job while delivering a very specific line. It is a bit of softness with excellent boundaries.
Product details
Sizing note
Compare the width and height with the chair, sofa, or bed where you plan to use it. Both options are square, and the insert is included.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Height (in) |
|---|---|---|
| 18×18 | 18 | 18 |
| 22×22 | 22 | 22 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Height (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 18×18 | 45.7 | 45.7 |
| 22×22 | 55.9 | 55.9 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
