Christmas Gift Mankini

This is the gift you buy when sensible festive behaviour has already left the group chat.

A holiday mankini is a very specific promise. It promises chaos, laughter, a slightly alarming amount of skin and the kind of queer Christmas spirit that does not stop at mulled wine and fairy lights. It is gloriously unserious and that is exactly the point.

Spandex and polyester give the mankini stretch, while the cartoon festive styling does the heavy lifting visually. It was designed around a male physique but can be worn across identities, with fit guidance best suited to heights below 180 cm and body weights below 85 kg.

This belongs at queer Christmas parties, secret Santa swaps, festive boudoir shoots and holiday gift exchanges where everybody understands that practical presents are for other people. If you want a funny gay Christmas gift that still feels like a real event when it gets opened, this absolutely delivers.

Christmas Gift Mankini Product Details

• Spandex and polyester construction provides stretch.
• Festive cartoon styling gives the mankini its chaotic holiday charm.
• Designed around a male physique while remaining open to broader styling.
• Best suited to heights below 180 cm.
• Best suited to body weights below 85 kg.

**Most of our merchandise is stored in multiple warehouses worldwide for faster shipping; however, this product is shipped from a single location. As a result, it has an estimated delivery time of 7-14 days, depending on your address, and may be sent separately from the rest of your order. If you have any concerns about shipping times, please contact us before placing your order.**