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Zero feet away. The app has become suspiciously accurate.
At “0 FEET AWAY,” a dating app distance becomes a face-to-face joke in large yellow letters. It captures that instant when a profile, a party, and real life suddenly occupy the same spot. The graphic is spare, leaving the wearer to supply the raised eyebrow and decide whether the encounter is thrilling or awkward.
Wear it on a night out, to a queer gathering, or simply because you enjoy the private laugh it gives friends who know the interface. The phrase is flirtatious without making a promise. Being nearby never replaces an invitation, consent, or the option to keep walking.
The high contrast lettering reads quickly on a dark garment, making it an easy layer over trousers or jeans. There is no complicated graphic to explain, just a tiny digital measurement inflated into an absurdly public announcement. It is particularly funny when the person looking at you is literally standing close.
The absurdity is that a number intended for a screen now exists between actual people standing together. It might turn into a conversation, an eye roll, or a private joke with your friends. The shirt leaves that outcome open, which is more honest and much more fun than a promised match.
Product details
Sizing note
This is a classic-fit unisex sweatshirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and sleeve from the center back. Compare these garment measurements with a sweatshirt you own; choose a larger size for a roomier fit. Allow approximately 0.5 to 1 in tolerance on length and width.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 27 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 22 in | 28 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 24 in | 29 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 26 in | 30 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 31 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 68.6 cm | 85.1 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 71.1 cm | 87.6 cm |
| L | 61 cm | 73.7 cm | 90.2 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 76.2 cm | 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71.1 cm | 78.7 cm | 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 81.3 cm | 97.8 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm | 100.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm | 102.9 cm |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
