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Seven declarations, one gloriously indecent final word.
This high contrast version stacks “pro Black,” “pro Brown,” “pro queer,” “pro trans,” “pro science,” and “pro choice” above a “pro hoe” finish. The typography has the energy of a protest placard that stopped for a late night drink. It is sincere about solidarity and delighted by its own nerve.
Try it on a red or dark crewneck when you want the white text to hold the whole look. The layout is clean enough to work with denim and a coat, but no amount of styling makes the message timid. That is the point. It asks for your attention and earns it line by line.
The joke refuses the old bargain that queer people must be respectable before their rights count. Pleasure, consent, and bodily autonomy do not cancel anyone’s serious politics. The last word can make a friend laugh, then give both of you a reason to talk about why the other lines matter.
Wear this one when you want your values to be visible without surrendering your sense of humor. It makes an excellent gift for the organizer who also knows where the afterparty is. Compared with a plain slogan, the accumulating list gives the final line a satisfying little dramatic entrance.
Product details
Sizing note
This is a classic-fit unisex sweatshirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and sleeve from the center back. Compare these garment measurements with a sweatshirt you own; choose a larger size for a roomier fit. Allow approximately 0.5 to 1 in tolerance on length and width.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 27 in | 33.5 in |
| M | 22 in | 28 in | 34.5 in |
| L | 24 in | 29 in | 35.5 in |
| XL | 26 in | 30 in | 36.5 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 31 in | 37.5 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in | 38.5 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in | 39.5 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in | 40.5 in |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat | Length | Sleeve, center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 68.6 cm | 85.1 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 71.1 cm | 87.6 cm |
| L | 61 cm | 73.7 cm | 90.2 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 76.2 cm | 92.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71.1 cm | 78.7 cm | 95.3 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 81.3 cm | 97.8 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm | 100.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm | 102.9 cm |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
