Real Men Take Dick Bubble-Free Stickers

Real men take dick. Masculinity has survived the update.

The Real Men Take Dick Bubble-Free Stickers centres layered bold pink and white "Real Men Take Dick" text over diamond-plate metal, queer pride flair. The artwork makes the Real Men Take Dick reference immediately visible, giving the joke or identity its own visual world instead of falling back on generic Pride decoration.

The slogan flips macho posturing by treating receptive gay sex as perfectly compatible with masculinity. Real masculinity is not invalidated by pleasure, tenderness, queerness or what somebody likes in bed, which is why the bluntness lands better than another inspirational rainbow.

Put it on a laptop, bedroom mirror, notebook or indoor case where adults with the right sense of humour will see it. As a Real Men Take Dick sticker or funny gay sex-positive decal, it makes a very specific gift for the friend, lover or chosen-family menace who prefers queer sexuality uncensored.

The practical part is refreshingly simple: high-opacity indoor vinyl, durable construction and bubble-free application when the surface is cleaned first. The design gets to look intentional rather than like a wrinkled afterthought.

DISCOUNTS

• Get 10% off 2 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT10%" at checkout
• Get 15% off 3 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT15%" at checkout
• Get 20% off 4 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT20%" at checkout
• Get 25% off 5-9 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT25%" at checkout
• Get 35% off 10+ postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT35%" at checkout

PRODUCT DETAILS

• High opacity film that's impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).

Our group sets are only available on the 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm) sheet to allow for multiple designs.

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.