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Straight Is Not The Only Way! gives the argument to a smiling cat holding a #Love Wins sign, which feels legally decisive.
The cartoon cat, rainbow, pink bubble lettering and starbursts make this design much more playful than the anti-heteronormativity message sounds on paper. Instead of lecturing, the cat simply turns up with a sign and cheerfully reminds everyone that straight coupledom is one route through life, not the motorway every person was assigned at birth. Cute mascot, useful politics, zero patience for compulsory heterosexuality.
This funny queer cat hoodie is for lesbians, gays, bi people, trans folks, allies and anyone whose happily ever after took a more interesting road. Wear it to Pride, campus or family gatherings where the cat can do the ideological labour for you. A colourful LGBTQ+ gift for somebody who wants Love Wins energy with an actual sense of humour.
Straight Is Not The Only Way! Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

