I'm Talking Wap! Socks

The pink cat heard WAP and immediately understood the assignment far too literally.

I'm Talking Wap! Socks feature a pink-and-purple cartoon cat beneath the cheeky slogan, turning the Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion-era acronym into one enormous pussy pun without needing to spell out the obvious. The cat graphic is what makes the design sing: pop reference, sexual joke and internet-cat nonsense all occupying one gloriously unserious calf.

These explicit WAP novelty socks are for queer women, bi babes, pop-music obsessives and friends whose humour becomes unsafe for work once the beat drops. They make a filthy-funny LGBTQ+ gift for somebody who knows the song, gets the cat joke instantly and has absolutely no interest in pretending this is about weather.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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