I Give Zero Fox Unisex Tank Top

Darling, buckle up because your fashion world is about to be dazzled, bedazzled, and reborn with the tank top that’s not just a garment—it’s a revolution in cotton! Introducing the only Tank Top that’s been kissed by the queer gods themselves. Forget basic; that’s so passé, we can't even.

This isn’t just any piece of fabric; it’s a shimmering beacon of queerness, stitched with the threads of freedom and sprinkled with the glitter of rebellion. Crafted by the hands of divine queer deities for monarchs of all realms, be they kings, queens, or transcendent beings who defy mundane categories. Prepare to sparkle like never before!

But honey, let’s spill the tea—this I Give Zero Fox Unisex Tank Top isn’t merely a tank top. Oh no, it’s a declaration, a manifesto, a rainbow-hued war cry in the face of the drab and dreary. Here’s why this tank top is the Mariah Carey of queer couture:

• Heading to the Pride Parade? Slip into this masterpiece, and you’ll be the reason the phrase "sashay away" exists. Expect standing ovations and rose petals at your feet, you icon, you.
• Got a rendezvous that’s hotter than a season finale of "Drag Race"? This tank top doesn’t just whisper "I’m the moment"; it belts it out like Whitney Houston hitting her high note. One look, and your date will be head over heels faster than you can say "Yaaas queen!"
• Storming the gym with the audacity of a queer gladiator? This tank isn’t merely apparel; it’s your armor. Flex those biceps, and watch as heteronormativity quivers in the corner. It's not a workout; it’s a statement.
• From dance-offs under disco balls to candlelit dinners where the conversation is as spicy as the meal, from your most divalicious meltdowns to your standing ovations, this tank top is your steadfast companion through every glitter-strewn battle and champagne-splashed victory.

And let’s not forget, darling, this tank top doesn’t just free your arms—it liberates your entire essence. Embrace your identity, your beauty, your power. Because when you’re wearing this, you’re not just putting on a piece of clothing; you’re donning your superhero cape. So go ahead, free those arms, your heart, and every shade of your magnificent queerness.

This I Give Zero Fox Unisex Tank Top isn’t just fashion. It’s freedom, honey. Buy it, wear it, live it, and let the world know that you are here, queer, and absolutely unstoppable.

I GIVE ZERO FOX UNISEX TANK TOP PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Made-to-order, darling, just like a perfectly blended cocktail! We know, anticipation is a drag, but we're working our sequined tails off to make it just for you. This helps us reduce overproduction (and honey, nobody wants extra baggage). So, thank you for being fabulous and making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your t-shirt should fit properly to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

For a looser fit, consider going a size up, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.