Novelty Penis-Shaped Cocktail Glasses

Because subtle glassware was never invited to this party.

Some parties need crystal coupes and polished manners. Others need a table full of unmistakably penis-shaped glasses and somebody laughing before the first drink is poured. These novelty cocktail glasses are firmly for the second kind of night: camp, cheeky, gloriously immature, and exactly the sort of barware people remember after the decorations come down.

They make particularly good company for Pride pre-drinks, queer house parties, gay bachelor celebrations, bachelorette nights, birthday tables, and any gathering where tasteful restraint has already left the group chat. The joke is obvious, which is part of the charm. Put them out with colorful cocktails or mocktails and the glass itself becomes half the entertainment.

They also work brilliantly as a gift when the brief is somewhere between useful and deeply unserious. Give one to the friend whose home bar is already suspiciously suggestive, split a multipack across a party crew, or keep them ready for the next person who claims your drinks cabinet needs to grow up. It absolutely does not.

For all the innuendo, the appeal is simple: this is glassware with zero interest in behaving itself. The sculpted shape lets whatever you pour become part of the joke, while the upright design keeps the silhouette instantly recognizable. Whether the occasion is proudly queer, mildly chaotic, or simply in need of a dick joke, these glasses arrive understanding the assignment.

Product details

• Penis-shaped novelty drinking glass.
• Glass construction.
• Available in 1-Pack, 2-Pack and 4-Pack options.
• Suitable for cocktails, mocktails, wine and other party drinks.
• Packed with protective bubble wrap and foam for transit.

Shipping

Queer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.

If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.