Halleloo! Organic Cotton Apron

LGBT aprons are great, aren’t they? They not only help to show fabulous pride and protect our clothes from stains, but also they are handy for cleaning the hands in the kitchen since you can’t feasibly go wash your hands every single time you touch something, so they basically double as dish towels.

Many a nice shirt has been saved from utter ruin by an unexpected grease splash or that inevitable spaghetti spill – and honey, unlike you, we all know damn well that isn’t coming out.

Another benefit of wearing a queer apron is the psychological effect it bestows when you throw it on and draw those strings tight: it makes you feel like a fierce boss – one who is ready to take on even the most formidable souffle or roast. It gives you a boost of confidence and puts you in the mindset of a culinary badass. It’s basically the fashion form of the saying, “Let’s do this.”   

The best thing about our gay aprons is that they look great on any body type. And there is something inherently sexy about someone who knows their way around a kitchen, isn’t there? 

Picture this scenario for the next time you find yourself in a frisky kind of mood: your significant other comes home after a long day at work. They walk through the front door and into the kitchen, where they see you in nothing but one of these saucy gay pride aprons, a cluster of grapes in one hand and in the other a spatula (which has now been appropriated for spanking purposes).

We’ll just let your own imagination walk you the rest of the way through this scenario....

The point is that this queer apron is far from the boring old kitchen-wear your grandma used to have. This organic cotton apron is bursting at the seams with style and pizzazz, with flair and fashion and all kinds of panache. It is an excellent way to liven things up around the home and add a touch of humor, an extra dash of spice to the kitchen. There is no rule that says you can’t be cute and sexy while doing your domestic duties. And the best thing is that you can feel pride at home.

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²) 
• Adjustable straps
• Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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