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The rainbow fox has run entirely out of fox to give.
I Give Zero Fox Glitter Socks feature a bright rainbow fox on the white ribbed leg, making the euphemistic swear joke gloriously literal. The animal is the star: colourful, sly and apparently operating with a completely empty reserve of concern. It is profanity-adjacent queer camp disguised as woodland sparkle.
These funny rainbow fox socks are for animal lovers, Pride maximalists, festival outfits and friends whose patience has become a protected resource. They make a quirky LGBTQ+ gift for somebody who enjoys saying they give zero fox while visibly caring enough to own extremely specific socks about it.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
