Hello My Pronouns Are Not Up For Debate Socks

Meet our vibrant and unabashedly fabulous crew-length socks: the perfect fusion of glamour, comfort, and a dash of sass. We've spun a love letter to your feet with our 60% nylon, 22% cotton, and 18% spandex blend, creating the ultimate in foot couture.

At the heart of our design is a lush, cushioned bottom that feels like walking on rainbow-tinted clouds, promising a comfort level so grand you'll feel like you're stepping right onto the set of Queer Eye with JVN squealing with delight at your feet. All this wrapped in the sensuous hug of a ribbed leg that clings just right, not unlike the firm embrace of a good Drag Race 'death drop'.

Adorning the foot is a bold black canvas, like the timeless little black dress reimagined for your toes. Meanwhile, the leg bursts with artwork as striking and audacious as a Lady Gaga entrance. Rendered in crisp, unfading colors, these visuals aren't going anywhere—much like Cher's sixth comeback.

Rest assured, our socks won't just be part of your wardrobe, they'll be the main act. Designed to resist the trials of time and washing machines, they'll endure in your sock drawer longer than a Madonna career. Each pair isn't just high quality, it's practically immortal—like Freddie Mercury's vocals or Elton John's flamboyant style.

With these socks, we're not just selling comfort and longevity, we're offering you a chance to strut your stuff, unapologetically, down the runway of life. After all, isn't that what being fabulous is all about?

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg

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