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Cutlery has never been this emotionally available.
Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork Socks take one extremely innocent kitchen drawer and give it the full queer after-dark treatment. The line works because the filthy bit is obvious and the unexpectedly tender follow-up is even better: yes, there may have been forking, but apparently somebody is staying for a cuddle. Romance is alive; it is just making utensil jokes now.
These cheeky sex-joke crew socks are a strong choice for the flirt whose humour lives permanently one sentence away from HR involvement. Wear them on a date, around the house, to a queer party or as the least subtle possible hint during a sleepover. They are also a ridiculous queer couple gift for somebody who appreciates dirty puns, post-hookup affection and jokes that improve dramatically when read from an ankle.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
