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Why put tinsel on the tree when you can walk into Christmas dinner dressed as the entire damn tree and become the centrepiece yourself?
The Yassified Christmas Tree Dress commits to the joke with a tiered green tree silhouette, colorful pom-pom ornaments and enough festive volume to make ordinary novelty sweaters look painfully underdressed. It is not tasteful, minimal or trying to be. It is wearable Christmas décor with the confidence of somebody who has decided the party needs a visual centrepiece.
That makes it perfect queer holiday camp. Wear it to a Christmas party, festive drag-adjacent event, family photo or office celebration where subtle participation has clearly failed. The shape does most of the comedy before you even pose, and the bright green layers mean you read as a Christmas tree from across the room rather than as somebody in a vaguely seasonal dress.
The styling can get even more ridiculous if you want it to. Add oversized baubles, star makeup, lights designed safely for clothing, or simply stand near the presents and refuse to move. The live options are organised by wearer-height labels from 90 through 170 cm, so use the bust, height and weight guidance below to choose the closest fit.
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Sizing note
Choose the option closest to the wearer's height. Bust and weight are included as supporting guidance, and all measurements are approximate.
Imperial
| Height option | Bust | Height range | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|
| 90 | 20.47 in | 33.46-37.40 in | 28.7-44.1 lb |
| 100 | 21.26 in | 37.40-41.34 in | 33.1-48.5 lb |
| 110 | 22.44 in | 41.34-45.28 in | 39.7-55.1 lb |
| 120 | 23.62 in | 45.28-49.21 in | 44.1-61.7 lb |
| 130 | 25.20 in | 49.21-53.15 in | 50.7-66.1 lb |
| 140 | 26.77 in | 53.15-57.09 in | 66.1-81.6 lb |
| 150 | 28.35 in | 57.09-61.02 in | 81.6-99.2 lb |
| 160 | 29.92 in | 61.02-64.96 in | 99.2-121.3 lb |
| 170 | 31.50 in | 64.96-68.90 in | 110.2-132.3 lb |
Metric
| Height option | Bust | Height range | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|
| 90 | 52 cm | 85-95 cm | 13-20 kg |
| 100 | 54 cm | 95-105 cm | 15-22 kg |
| 110 | 57 cm | 105-115 cm | 18-25 kg |
| 120 | 60 cm | 115-125 cm | 20-28 kg |
| 130 | 64 cm | 125-135 cm | 23-30 kg |
| 140 | 68 cm | 135-145 cm | 30-37 kg |
| 150 | 72 cm | 145-155 cm | 37-45 kg |
| 160 | 76 cm | 155-165 cm | 45-55 kg |
| 170 | 80 cm | 165-175 cm | 50-60 kg |
Shipping
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If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.
