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The only shade more reliable than a palm tree is the one printed on this towel.
The line lands before you have even found a spot on the sand: “You’re shadier than a palm tree.” With its green and purple palm artwork, this beach towel brings a little drag-adjacent side-eye to the sunshine. It is made for the friend who will claim the best lounger and then narrate everyone else's questionable choices.
There is a lovely absurdity in bringing your own shade as a printed insult. Lay the towel flat for the punchline to read, then settle in with a book, a cold drink, and whoever can keep up with the banter. The joke works at a pool party just as well as on a quieter day by the water.
The best beach insults are the ones everyone can laugh at, and this one arrives ready for a dramatic reading. Offer it as the designated place for the friend who always has commentary, or let the words face up while you take a nap. The joke keeps working even when the owner is temporarily speechless.
Give it to somebody whose compliments always arrive with a raised eyebrow, or keep it for your own repertoire. Not every Pride accessory needs a flag or an explanation. Sometimes a palm tree and an expertly delivered bit of shade are quite enough to make the day yours.
Product details
Sizing note
The towel measures 30 × 60 in (approximately 76.2 × 152.4 cm), with room to stretch out or wrap up after a swim.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| Beach towel | 30 | 60 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Beach towel | 76.2 | 152.4 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
