Woke Up Gay Again Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Another morning, another completely unsurprising failure to become heterosexual overnight.

“Woke Up Gay Again” treats sexuality like the recurring condition conservative relatives keep hoping will mysteriously clear up by breakfast. The joke lands because queer people have spent generations being told attraction is confusion, rebellion, experimentation or a phase — as though eight hours of sleep might reset the settings. Instead, the wearer wakes up exactly as gay as yesterday, perhaps with worse hair and better self-knowledge. Repetition becomes the punchline: still gay, still fine, still not filing an appeal.

This funny gay long sleeve belongs at Pride, brunch, lazy Sundays, queer house shares and mornings after nights that provided extensive supporting evidence. Black keeps the joke dry, Heather Mauve makes it sweeter, deep teal gives it a cooler edge. Gay Pride clothing for people whose orientation has survived another night with remarkable consistency.

Woke Up Gay Again Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fine 32-singles construction for a smoother T-shirt feel
• Retail fit designed for easy everyday layering
• Classic crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2-inch ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed construction

Sizing Guide

This is a retail-fit long sleeve T-shirt rather than a heavyweight sweatshirt, so compare the measurements with a long sleeve tee you already like. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up if you want more room through the body or space for layering, or size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.