Sorry Girls I'm Gay! Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Apologies to the women affected; heterosexual availability has officially been discontinued.

“Sorry Girls I'm Gay!” flips the old flattering assumption that every attractive man must be available to women into a camp public-service announcement. The humour is deliberately self-satisfied: heartbreak has apparently spread across an entire gender because one man came out. Underneath the joke sits something recognisably gay, years of women asking whether you have a girlfriend, friends attempting setups, relatives discussing “the right girl,” and the delightful efficiency of finally correcting the premise in one sentence.

This funny gay coming-out long sleeve works for first Prides, parties, dating-app photos, campus and family events where somebody may still be catching up. Black makes the rainbow sharp, maroon keeps it playful, deep teal adds a fashion edge. Gay Pride clothing for men who have already issued the apology and are not accepting appeals.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.