I Miss Daddy Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Long-distance yearning becomes much less innocent once an eggplant enters the conversation.

“Daddy” can be boyfriend nickname, age-gap attraction, kink role, masculine fantasy or simply one dangerously specific man whose messages are currently being reread. Add the eggplant and nobody is confusing the situation with Father's Day. The joke is shameless because the feeling is shameless: thirst, attachment, lust and the slightly embarrassing realisation that somebody has become part of your routine. Gay camp is very good at turning emotional need into a dirty joke before anyone can ask a sincere follow-up.

Kink weekends, queer parties, long-distance relationships and cold nights when the actual Daddy is inconveniently elsewhere give this long sleeve its purpose. Black keeps the graphic sharp, Storm keeps the look muted and understated, and White gives the artwork clean contrast. Gay Daddy clothing for somebody whose yearning has become graphically obvious.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.