I Give Zero Fox Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Somebody replaced the profanity with a fox and somehow made the indifference even more charming.

“Zero fox” is a deliberately bad euphemism for zero fucks, which is precisely why the joke works. It takes the language of not caring and makes it cute enough to undermine its own attitude. Queer humour loves that contradiction: dramatic indifference delivered with an adorable animal, absolute refusal wrapped in something visually pleasant. The result is less genuinely nihilistic than cheerfully unbothered, the mood of somebody who has already decided other people's opinions do not fit into today's schedule.

Casual Pride, coffee runs, art markets and gigs suit this funny fox long sleeve without needing a special event. Maroon makes it warm, navy keeps it dry, black sharpens the joke. Queer animal streetwear for people who give zero fox and look suspiciously good doing it.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.