I Can't Even Think Straight Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Brain fog is annoying; at least the orientation pun makes it productive.

“Think straight” is one of those phrases queer humour can steal without doing much work. The line catches two moods at once: genuinely unable to focus and delightfully uninterested in heterosexuality. That economy is what makes it funny. No identity lecture, no rainbow manifesto, just the small pleasure of turning an everyday expression into gay wordplay. It works especially well for overthinkers whose thoughts already take scenic routes before attraction is even added to the equation.

Campus, coffee runs, libraries and cold mornings before cognition has loaded are the natural territory for this funny queer long sleeve. Maroon makes the white text rich, teal pushes it nerdier, black keeps it deadpan. LGBTQ+ pun clothing for somebody whose train of thought and sexuality are both happily refusing the straight route.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.