Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cutlery has rarely been this invested in somebody's post-sex emotional availability.

“Fork” stands in for fucking, “spoon” returns to cuddling, and the whole joke lands on the eternal negotiation between sex and tenderness. Queer hookup culture is often caricatured as purely casual, yet plenty of people want both the filthy part and the soft part without pretending one invalidates the other. The line is playful because it asks the question directly: after the fun, are we staying close, ordering food, talking until late or pretending nobody caught feelings? Apparently the silverware would like clarity.

This cheeky long sleeve fits sleepovers, Pride, house parties, dates and the morning after when somebody is still occupying half the duvet. True Royal makes the pink wording pop, black keeps it drier, white makes it absurdly wholesome. Sex-positive LGBTQ+ clothing for people who enjoy both the fork and the emotional cutlery drawer.

Do You Wanna Spoon After We Fork Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fine 32-singles construction for a smoother T-shirt feel
• Retail fit designed for easy everyday layering
• Classic crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2-inch ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed construction

Sizing Guide

This is a retail-fit long sleeve T-shirt rather than a heavyweight sweatshirt, so compare the measurements with a long sleeve tee you already like. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up if you want more room through the body or space for layering, or size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.