Inflatable Penis Costume

Your face goes in the hole. Dignity can wait outside.

The funniest part of this costume is not merely that it is a giant penis. It is that your actual face appears halfway up it, turning every expression into part of the joke. Smile sweetly, look deeply offended, or stare into the middle distance while attached to two enormous inflatable balls. The costume does not need help being funny.

That face opening also makes it unusually good at interaction. People can still see who is inside, which means photos feel more like you wearing the joke than disappearing into a mascot suit. It invites pointing, posing, terrible captions and the kind of spontaneous group shots that happen when one person has clearly decided the evening needed a human-sized dick.

There is a very queer kind of pleasure in choosing something deliberately unserious for a night out. Not every Pride party, Halloween event or drag-adjacent gathering needs a painstaking concept. Sometimes camp is simply committing to something gloriously stupid and letting everyone else meet you there, whether that means dancing, photobombing friends or standing silently beside somebody in couture.

The trick is not to overperform it. Walk in, let the shape register, and allow the room to do the rest. The inflatable body already supplies scale, obscenity and visual nonsense; your job is mostly to keep a straight face while emerging from the middle of it. That contrast is where this particular costume gets its best laugh.

Product details

• Full-body inflatable penis costume with face and arm openings
• Includes the inflatable costume, inflating fan and battery box
• Fan system requires four AA batteries, which are not included
• Keep the fan running while wearing the costume to maintain inflation

Sizing note

This is a one-size adult costume. Use wearer height as the fit check and compare your height with the range below.

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Shipping

Queer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.

If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.