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A little hygiene advice with suspiciously good dance floor timing.
Bold pink YOU GOTTA FLOSS lettering makes this crop hoodie a wonderfully silly command. It might mean a reminder before bed, a throwback dance move, or a chance to watch someone decide which joke you intended. That ambiguity is the fun. You can wear it with complete sincerity or the straightest face you can manage.
The cropped raw hem gives the simple text more style than a standard slogan sweatshirt. Dropped shoulders keep it loose up top, so a high waisted bottom balances the silhouette or a shorter one makes the whole outfit a bit cheekier. Pink lettering against black gives you an easy accent to repeat in shoes or makeup.
At a party, the line may start a dance. At brunch, it may earn a groan from a friend who has heard your jokes before. Either outcome is a small victory. This is not a serious manifesto or a fashion rule; it is a graphic that refuses to let a casual outfit be entirely sensible.
The cotton fleece blend offers comfortable warmth after the dancing, and the drawstring hood is ready for the trip home. Wear it on a night out, to a game night, or while doing something as unglamorous as buying toothpaste. The graphic will still have one more meaning than anybody asked for.
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Sizing note
Compare the width and length below with a cropped hoodie you already like. Width is measured flat across the garment; the raw hem is designed to sit above the waist.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
