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Why chase youth when you can arrive dressed like the grandmother who has already seen everything and disapproves of most of it?
The Khaki Grandma Costume commits fully to anti-glamour: floral print, long baggy dress, white apron and bonnet, all arranged with the energy of somebody who has strong opinions about table manners and absolutely knows what happened in this village. That commitment is what makes it funny. Nothing needs to be sexier, sleeker or more flattering. The dowdiness is the costume.
It also gives you more character than a standard fairy-tale outfit. Play Little Red Riding Hood's suspicious grandmother, the wolf doing an unconvincing disguise, a sweet old lady with terrifying gossip, or full geriatric drag with glasses, handbag and a posture borrowed from somebody waiting for you to explain yourself. Queer camp has never required youth, beauty or good taste to work.
The polyester-blend set includes the dress, apron and hat, so the silhouette is complete before you start accessorising. Keep it storybook-simple for a group costume or push the character until it becomes absurd performance. The strongest version is the one that refuses to wink too early. Commit to the bonnet. Commit to the floral print. Become somebody's problematically observant grandmother for the night.
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Sizing note
Use the measurements below when choosing your size.
Imperial
| Size | Bust (in) | Waist (in) | Front length (in) | Recommended height (ft/in) | Recommended weight (lb) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 33 7/8-37 3/8 | 27 1/2 | 55 1/8 | 5 ft 1 in-5 ft 3 in | 121 |
| M | 37 3/4-39 3/8 | 29 7/8 | 56 1/4 | 5 ft 3 in-5 ft 9 in | 132 |
| L | 39 3/4-41 3/8 | 32 1/4 | 57 1/8 | 5 ft 5 in-5 ft 9 in | 143 |
| XL | 41 3/8-43 1/4 | 34 5/8 | 58 1/4 | 5 ft 7 in-5 ft 11 in | 154 |
| XXL | 43 1/4-47 1/4 | 39 3/8 | 58 1/4 | 5 ft 7 in-5 ft 11 in | 176 |
Metric
| Size | Bust (cm) | Waist (cm) | Front length (cm) | Recommended height (cm) | Recommended weight (kg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 86-95 | 70 | 140 | 155-160 | 55 |
| M | 96-100 | 76 | 143 | 160-175 | 60 |
| L | 101-105 | 82 | 145 | 165-175 | 65 |
| XL | 105-110 | 88 | 148 | 170-180 | 70 |
| XXL | 110-120 | 100 | 148 | 170-180 | 80 |
Shipping
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If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.
