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I Like The Wine, Not The Label turns pansexual attraction into a wine-night pun without pretending labels themselves are the problem.
The phrase plays with the idea that attraction can reach beyond gender categories, while the red wine-ring graphic gives it a knowingly grown-up visual joke. Pansexuality is commonly described as attraction that is not limited by gender, though each pan person gets to define their experience in the language that fits.
A label can be liberating precisely because it gives somebody a word for that experience. So the best version of this joke is not “labels are meaningless.” It is that the person matters more than an outsider’s attempt to sort the relationship into a narrow box.
Wear it to Pride, wine nights, dates, dinner parties or an evening where the queer conversation is already better than the bottle. It also makes a thoughtful gift for a pansexual friend or partner who enjoys the sentiment and a little beverage humour.
The ring stain keeps the design visually specific, making the pun feel like an actual graphic rather than text dropped onto a shirt. You can like the wine, respect the label and still refuse to let gender determine who is allowed to catch your interest.
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Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
