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I Give Zero Fox is for the days when you genuinely cannot spare one more fuck, but a small orange woodland animal can apparently still make the meeting.
The fox is cute. Your patience is not. That contrast is the entire pleasure of this shirt: soft little mascot, absolutely ruthless energy. It has the vibe of reading the message, considering whether it deserves a response and deciding your nervous system has already met its administrative quota for the day. No grand self-help lesson, no empowerment speech, no “protect your peace” in tasteful cursive.
Just a fox standing in for the profanity and doing a remarkably efficient job of communicating that this particular issue will not be receiving additional resources. It is boundaries for people who would rather laugh than write another carefully worded paragraph.
I Give Zero Fox is what happens when camp gets bored and starts drawing on your chest. Wear it on travel days, casual Fridays, Pride, brunch, festivals, family gatherings or anywhere your internal out-of-office reply has been activated. The raglan sleeves keep it relaxed enough to look innocent until somebody actually reads the wording.
It is also excellent on the friend who has finally learned that boundaries do not need a three-page explanation. Pair it with denim, a coffee and the facial expression of someone who has already decided. Some people give zero fucks. This fox has unionised the department and closed submissions entirely.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
