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Pronouns, then a punchline with very different intentions.
The he / him / hole print turns the familiar rhythm of a pronoun introduction into a filthy gay joke. It can be a playful declaration of identity and appetite without pretending that either word gives a stranger access to your body. The bluntness is the fun; the wearer remains the one who decides who gets more than a laugh.
Black text keeps the joke stark and readable, while the raw cropped hem adds a flash of waist. Wear it with dark jeans for a queer bar, or layer it over a longer shirt when the print alone is enough exposure. Dropped shoulders give it a relaxed line that makes the words feel even more deadpan.
There is a specific pleasure in a line that some people will miss and others will understand instantly. It may attract a knowing smile, a bold reply, or a friend pretending to be scandalized. It is not a definition of anyone's sex life and it is definitely not consent. You are free to keep the joke at arm's length.
The fleece blend offers soft hoodie comfort for the trip home, with a drawstring hood when you want a little cover. Pull it on for a party, a kink friendly event, or a day when you enjoy seeing who catches the third word. The timing belongs to you.
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Sizing note
Compare the width and length below with a cropped hoodie you already like. Width is measured flat across the garment; the raw hem is designed to sit above the waist.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
