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A takeout order with a very different appetite.
The noodle bowl graphic gives this crop hoodie's EAT ME OUT slogan plausible dinner plans for approximately half a second. Then the double meaning lands. It is a cheeky queer party piece for someone who likes innuendo delivered with a straight face and a side of noodles, no explanation required.
The raw cropped hem adds a little more flirtation to the joke, while dropped shoulders keep the top easy. Wear it with jeans for a casual date, or with a sharper bottom and boots when you want the line to get noticed at a bar. The food illustration keeps the graphic playful rather than making the whole outfit feel like a proposition.
A printed joke can start a conversation, but it is not consent or an invitation to be crude to the wearer. The fun is deciding whether to answer with a restaurant recommendation, a suggestive smile, or no response at all. You get to control how far the pun goes once somebody reads it.
The fleece blend offers comfort after the laughter, with a drawstring hood for the walk home. It can join a queer night out, a dinner with friends, or a lazy takeout run where the cashier may get the joke before you do. Either way, you have probably earned a snack.
Product details
Sizing note
Compare the width and length below with a cropped hoodie you already like. Width is measured flat across the garment; the raw hem is designed to sit above the waist.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
