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A dinner invitation with a distinctly indecent second course.
The pink lettering gives this crop hoodie a joke that starts in the cutlery drawer and ends somewhere far more interesting. It is flirty, a little ridiculous, and just ambiguous enough to make somebody read it twice. Wear it when you would rather start a conversation with a grin than with a perfectly rehearsed line.
There is real outfit potential beyond the punchline. The raw cropped edge reveals a little waist, dropped shoulders keep the top relaxed, and the hood makes the silhouette familiar from behind. Try it with dark jeans for an easy date night, or pair it with a small skirt and boots to make the innocent word spoon sound even less innocent.
The best part is letting the other person decide whether to play along. Some will laugh at the pun, some will blush, and someone may suggest a restaurant. You do not have to promise anything to enjoy a suggestive joke. The shirt can do the flirting while you choose how much further the conversation goes.
A cotton fleece blend gives the hoodie the comfort to stay on long after dinner, with matching drawstrings finishing the look. It is made for a party, a queer bar, or the kind of coffee run where you happen to be feeling mischievous. If someone asks what the message means, you have options.
Product details
Sizing note
Compare the width and length below with a cropped hoodie you already like. Width is measured flat across the garment; the raw hem is designed to sit above the waist.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
