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Taking charge is sometimes the whole point.
BOSSY BOTTOM in clean, bold lettering makes this crop hoodie a kink literate joke with excellent timing. It plays with the lazy idea that a sexual role tells you who gets to have opinions. Anyone who has ever negotiated the plan, set the pace, or had very specific preferences will recognize the humor without needing a longer explanation.
The raw cropped hem gives the direct text a flirtier silhouette, while dropped shoulders keep the top loose. Wear it with fitted jeans and boots on a night out, or pull it over a longer layer when the joke is all you want on show. The graphic is spare enough to style casually or make part of a more provocative outfit.
A bottom can be confident, demanding, gentle, shy, or any combination that changes with the person and the moment. The slogan is playful rather than a definition of anybody's sex life. It might earn a knowing laugh at a queer bar, but you are still the one who decides what the invitation means and who gets close.
The fleece blend offers soft comfort after the flirting, with matching drawstrings and a hood for cooler air. Bring it to a party, a casual date, or a coffee run when you feel like making a little trouble. Nobody gets to mistake your printed joke for a promise; they can ask politely.
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Sizing note
Compare the width and length below with a cropped hoodie you already like. Width is measured flat across the garment; the raw hem is designed to sit above the waist.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
