Bitch I'm Fabulous! T-Shirt

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      Bitch, I’m Fabulous! lets a rainbow llama serve as expert witness for a confidence claim that was never going to be delivered quietly.

      The design works because the insult, the boast and the absurd animal all pull in different directions. “Bitch” can be affectionate, theatrical or confrontational depending on context, while “I’m fabulous” settles the verdict before anyone else gets a vote. Then the cartoon llama makes the whole thing too silly to read as pure arrogance.

      Queer camp thrives on that combination: exaggerated self-belief, bright colour and a visual gag that knows glamour does not have to take itself seriously. The llama is not there to make the wearer modest. It is there to make the confidence funnier.

      Wear it to Pride, brunch, a drag night, birthday, house party or any day when ordinary self-esteem feels underdressed. It also makes a perfect gift for the friend who has never once needed encouragement to make an entrance. The white and sport-grey options give the rainbow animal a clean stage, keeping the design colourful without competing with it.

      Bitch, I’m Fabulous! is not asking whether the room agrees. It treats fabulousness as settled law, submits one extremely colourful llama as supporting evidence and leaves the audience to catch up.

       


      Product details

      • Solid colours are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colours contain polyester.
      • Lightweight 4.5 oz / 153 g/m² fabric.
      • Pre-shrunk fabric for a more consistent fit after washing.
      • Taped neck and shoulders with double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem.
      • Classic unisex fit for everyday wear.
      • Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; do not iron directly over the print.

       

      Sizing note

      This is a classic unisex T-shirt cut. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a T-shirt you already like; size up if you want a roomier fit.

      Imperial

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 28 18
      M 29 20
      L 30 22
      XL 31 24
      2XL 32 26
      3XL 33 28

       

      Metric

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 71.1 45.7
      M 73.7 50.8
      L 76.2 55.9
      XL 78.7 61
      2XL 81.3 66
      3XL 83.8 71.1

      Shipping

      This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.

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