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The unicorn is bisexual, wearing the colours, and reclaiming a dating-app metaphor on its own terms.
Bisexual Unicorn takes the mythical creature often tangled up with bisexual dating culture and makes it joyfully literal. In consensual non-monogamy, 'unicorn' can describe a bisexual person sought by an established couple; this cartoon version gets to be the actual unicorn instead of somebody else's fantasy accessory. Add the bi colour cues and the design becomes queer in-joke, magical creature and tiny act of reclamation at once.
This funny bisexual unicorn hoodie is for fantasy queers, poly-aware friends, first Prides and anyone who has ever rolled their eyes at a profile looking for 'our third.' Wear it with colourful trainers, denim or whatever gives the unicorn enough room to be seen. A bi Pride gift for people who prefer being mythical on their own terms.
Bisexual Unicorn Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions. Compare them with a hoodie you already like rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |


