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Bisexual & Still Not Into You puts a colourful popsicle beside a firm little boundary, because bi visibility is not an open invitation.
The joke lands because bisexuality describes who someone can be attracted to, not who they owe attention, access or a reply. The melting popsicle keeps the mood bright while the sentence does the important work of saying no without writing an essay. This is bisexual Pride clothing for the person who is tired of being treated like a communal dating experiment.
You can be bi and picky, bi and partnered, bi and single, bi and completely uninterested in the person currently reading your shirt. That last part seems to require more explanation than it should, which is exactly why the line is funny.
The design takes one of the most irritating stereotypes about bisexual availability and answers it with the kind of cheerful rejection that is much harder to argue with.
Sport Grey keeps the popsicle playful without competing with it, while White makes the colour pop even harder. Wear this bisexual T-shirt to Pride, a date you actually chose, a queer party or the next time somebody mistakes an orientation for universal access.
It is also a near-perfect gift for the bi friend whose inbox has seen too many couples beginning a message with “hey beautiful.” The shirt is flirty in presentation, ruthless in conclusion, and very clear on the difference between attraction as a possibility and attraction to you specifically.
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Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
