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More options never meant yours was guaranteed.
The slogan on this crop hoodie answers a tired assumption about bisexual attraction with one beautifully efficient rejection. Being attracted to more than one gender does not mean being attracted to every person who asks. The playful graphic keeps the line bright, but the boundary underneath is real, and it is entirely the wearer's to set.
The raw cropped hem gives the comeback a little extra confidence, while dropped shoulders keep the fit relaxed. Pair it with high waisted trousers or jeans for a casual look that still has a point, or add boots and make the message part of a night out. The words can do the explaining before you spend any energy.
It is funny at a party and useful in a room where somebody mistakes identity for an invitation. A friend who knows the joke may laugh immediately; a stranger may need a moment. You do not owe either of them a longer discussion. Bisexuality can be broad, specific, private, or still being explored, and your preferences are your own.
The fleece blend offers soft comfort beneath the attitude, with a drawstring hood for the trip home. Wear it for the laugh, for the clarity, or because you like how it feels to have the last word printed across your chest. The person reading it can take the hint.
Product details
Sizing note
Compare the width and length below with a cropped hoodie you already like. Width is measured flat across the garment; the raw hem is designed to sit above the waist.
Imperial
| Size | Width, laid flat (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 22 | 18 ⅝ |
| M | 23 ½ | 19 ⅜ |
| L | 25 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| XL | 27 ½ | 22 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 22 ⅞ |
Metric
| Size | Width, laid flat (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 55.9 | 47.2 |
| M | 59.7 | 49.3 |
| L | 64.8 | 54.4 |
| XL | 69.9 | 56.1 |
| 2XL | 75 | 58.2 |
Shipping
This item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.
