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The plane is booked, the feelings are on standby and boarding has already begun.
Catch Flights Not Feelings pairs the travel slogan with a playful airplane graphic, making it the unofficial uniform of the queer who treats emotional avoidance as a frequent-flyer programme. The joke works whether you genuinely prioritise adventures over dating or simply need a hoodie for the airport after saying 'I'm not looking for anything serious' in three different time zones.
This funny travel hoodie is for gay travellers, digital nomads, girls' trips, queer city breaks and anyone whose camera roll has more boarding passes than relationship milestones. Wear it through security, on overnight buses or on the chilly walk to an early flight. The pouch pocket handles passport and phone; the slogan handles your attachment style.
Catch Flights Not Feelings Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions. Compare them with a hoodie you already like rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

