Calories Don't Count on Sunny Days Unisex Hoodie

Calories Don't Count on Sunny Days brings queer holiday logic to the snack table with complete confidence.

The slogan is unserious on purpose — sunshine does not actually alter nutrition, but beach days, Pride picnics and holiday afternoons have always had their own little suspension of rules. It is the hoodie for the friend who orders dessert because the terrace is nice, then explains that the weather legally changed the maths.

This funny food-and-summer hoodie is made for queer beach trips, Pride picnics, road trips and chilly evenings after a deceptively warm day. Wear it over shorts when the sun drops. A playful LGBTQ+ holiday gift for somebody whose wellness philosophy improves dramatically outdoors and whose dessert order improves with the forecast.

Calories Don't Count on Sunny Days Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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