What You Rolling Your Eyes For? Organic Cotton Apron

Roll your eyes again and you can peel the onions.

The What You Rolling Your Eyes For? Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring style and humor. It turns the What You Rolling Your Eyes For? design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Eye-rolling is the universal punctuation of queer exasperation. It says the read has already happened internally and the speaker is deciding whether you deserve the full paragraph.

This is domestic queer fantasy without the heteronormative casserole energy: feed people well, look hot doing it and leave the kitchen louder than you found it.

This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.

As a funny queer apron, the design is specific enough to feel chosen for someone rather than pulled from a generic Pride rack. It also makes a sharp camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anybody building a home with more queer camp and less beige.

Under the camp is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²). Adjustable back straps and the roomy two-compartment front pocket keep it useful through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.

What You Rolling Your Eyes For? Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World What You Rolling Your Eyes For? design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Feed the people. Look hot. Repeat.