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The queen is here. Bow down and pass the salt.
The The Queen Is Here Organic Cotton Apron is built around features a vibrant cartoon queen design. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.
This design sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, reference or attitude is meant to be clocked by the right person, ideally while they are stealing something directly from your chopping board.
The kitchen is now a werkroom. Beat the eggs, read the sauce, serve the plate and sashay away before anybody sees the sink.
This belongs at drag brunch, a viewing party, a birthday dinner, Pride weekend or the sort of baking session where the mixer is louder than the television. Add lashes if desired; flour will find them.
This is the kind of Drag Race apron that makes a far sharper gift than generic Pride merch. Think drag queen cooking gift, dinner-party uniform and extremely functional camp queer kitchen apron in one.
The sturdy 100% organic cotton helps protect clothes from flour, grease, sauce and whatever happened when somebody became overconfident with the blender. Adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit, while the large two-compartment front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close.
The Queen Is Here Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide
Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.
Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)
| Size | Length | Width | Strap |
| One size | 35.4 | 29.5 | 37.8 |
Metric Sizing Chart (cm)
| Size | Length | Width | Strap |
| One size | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Category is: kitchen cunt with a side of butter.
