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Sorry girls, I am gay. The quiche remains available.
The Sorry Girls I'm Gay! Organic Cotton Apron is built around rainbow-striped graphic. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.
Pride began as resistance before it became a month of branded gradients. The best queer kitchenwear remembers both parts: celebration because we survived, attitude because survival should never have required an explanation.
The kitchen version of Sorry Girls I'm Gay! is simple: season boldly, taste constantly and never let a beige casserole become the most heterosexual thing in the room.
Wear it for gay brunch, bear barbecue, Pride hosting, Sunday roast, pre-club dinner or the ambitious date-night meal where the starter is food and dessert remains under negotiation.
This is the kind of gay Pride apron that makes a far sharper gift than generic Pride merch. Think funny gay cooking gift, dinner-party uniform and extremely functional LGBTQ+ kitchen apron in one.
Under all the queer nonsense is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron with adjustable back straps and a roomy two-compartment front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used.
Sorry Girls I'm Gay! Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide
Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.
Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)
| Size | Length | Width | Strap |
| One size | 35.4 | 29.5 | 37.8 |
Metric Sizing Chart (cm)
| Size | Length | Width | Strap |
| One size | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Apron on, closet off, grill hot.
