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Proud sister, sharp knife, sharper defence of your sibling.
The Proud Sister Organic Cotton Apron is built around hand holding a rainbow flag with PROUD SISTER text. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.
This design sounds like actual queer conversation rather than a Pride-month committee meeting. The joke, reference or attitude is meant to be clocked by the right person, ideally while they are stealing something directly from your chopping board.
The kitchen version of Proud Sister is simple: season boldly, taste constantly and never let a beige casserole become the most heterosexual thing in the room.
Wear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality. The right apron can turn chopping onions into a minor performance.
As a funny queer apron with actual personality, it sits somewhere between camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift and Pride kitchen apron. Specific enough to be clocked across the kitchen, useful enough to survive the sauce.
The sturdy 100% organic cotton helps protect clothes from flour, grease, sauce and whatever happened when somebody became overconfident with the blender. Adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit, while the large two-compartment front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close.
Proud Sister Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide
Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.
Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)
| Size | Length | Width | Strap |
| One size | 35.4 | 29.5 | 37.8 |
Metric Sizing Chart (cm)
| Size | Length | Width | Strap |
| One size | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Cook loudly. Season aggressively. Serve cunt.


