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Pro hoe, pro butter, anti dry chicken.
The Pro Hoe Organic Cotton Apron is built around bold empowerment. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.
This belongs to sex-positive queer humour where pleasure can be funny, explicit and completely unashamed. The kitchen provides an irresponsible number of verbs: toss, beat, whip, rub, stuff, glaze, spread, lick and, apparently, eat.
Hoe-positive kitchen policy: no slut-shaming, no dry chicken, no judging how many people came for dessert.
Ideal for sex-positive households, queer brunches, kink-friendly gifts and the person whose kitchen vocabulary already includes whip, beat, bind, stuff and spread without anybody panicking.
This is the kind of dirty gay apron that makes a far sharper gift than generic Pride merch. Think sex-positive queer cooking gift, dinner-party uniform and extremely functional adult LGBTQ+ kitchen apron in one.
The sturdy 100% organic cotton helps protect clothes from flour, grease, sauce and whatever happened when somebody became overconfident with the blender. Adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit, while the large two-compartment front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close.
Pro Hoe Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide
Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.
Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)
| Size | Length | Width | Strap |
| One size | 35.4 | 29.5 | 37.8 |
Metric Sizing Chart (cm)
| Size | Length | Width | Strap |
| One size | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Serve cunt, consent and something properly seasoned.
