I'd Rather Be Sleeping Organic Cotton Apron

Rather be sleeping, somehow still roasting potatoes.

The I'd Rather Be Sleeping Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring unicorn-cat design, cooking berry compote. The aprons showcase queer pride, blending function with playful self-expression. It turns the I'd Rather Be Sleeping design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Queer nightlife glamorises staying out until sunrise, but queer adulthood eventually discovers the erotic power of cancelling plans and being in bed by ten. The apron respects both eras.

The sexy-chef version of I'd Rather Be Sleeping is simple: apron tied, body confident, garlic aggressive and absolutely no beige food.

This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.

This lands somewhere between a funny queer apron and a genuinely useful Pride kitchen apron. Gift it to the domestic daddy, dyke baker, drag brunch host, queer foodie or kitchen menace who deserves a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift with real personality.

The substantial 100% organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.

I'd Rather Be Sleeping Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World I'd Rather Be Sleeping design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Apron tied, standards high, sauce reduced.